Here is a text convo with Mike.
Mike :Your creepy Boobah goes off on its own every day around noon
Me: Maybe it needs a friend.
Mike: Maybe you shouldn't have abandoned it on a doorstep like an unwanted baby.
**This may require a little back story... Mike and I used to be neighbors. One day I Boobah ditched him. Uh. Ok let me try explaining this again. I left a creepy stuffed animal on his doorstep and ran away. Apparently it sings and dances when you push a button, but supposedly it goes off by itself everyday around noon. In case you don't know what a Boobah is...